See My Semen?

Hopefully you never will, but today's adventure was all about booking a semen analysis last minute.

Or as hubby refers to his junk: super man-juice.

Since our medical treatment facility is so small they referred us to a hospital. Only that appointment wasn't until we are already into the cycle. Since there hasn't been any issues with his man-juice and we'll do ICIS, where they poke a hole in the egg and stick a swimming sperm in so they have to get along, we thought Dr. G would 'grant' us a waiver. But being the meticulous doc he is he wanted dear Husband to have his three-minutes in heaven.

So, we searched and called all afternoon and found three other places.
1.Pough-town: it's a near 20.6 miles on the map, but over 40-minutes in drive time. Not a big deal except the 'sample' is supposed to be prepared within 30 minutes of drop off to allow time for the lab to process it without too much decay.
2.WP: see number one above, only the 40 minutes is if everyone decides to stay at home--perhaps The local nuke plant warnings could helpout.
3.Sufferin': ideal. Jackpot. Jesus loves me, yes he does, not just cuz the bible tells me so! Oh freaking Shuggadaddy. No appointments available until 20 July.

Great. Square one. To be continued until someone gets to see his semen--one embryo at a time.